Reviews

“Milk and Honey ranch was the perfect weekend trip from Houston! We stayed in the promise land village and the room size was perfect for our young family of 5! The kids did not get bored, between the lake and multiple pools to choo…”

“This place was sooooo amazing! The staff was so polite and full of life! My kids and I will definitely be back with more family members and more memories to make!”

“Our whole family had the most amazing time at Milk and Honey Ranch! From the moment we arrived, we felt so welcomed. The property is absolutely beautiful, peaceful, and so well maintained. Every detail made our stay feel special.…”

“What a fun experience. This ranch has it all. From a petting zoo to a lake with a beach area. You can add on to your experience by renting a paddle board, kayak, or a paddle boat. You can also book cow cuddles if you want to get u…”

“This was a wonderful, relaxing ranch experience for my family. We were delighted to have 2. calves and 3 baby sheep in our private backyard at the Roost as well as lots of time to spend with all the well cared for animals all arou…”

“Milk & Honey is an amazing ranch experience for all ages. Highly recommended for a quick country get away just outside of Houston.”

“Once again, this is a place that I saw on fb. It looked so Fantastic that I wanted to let more people know that it exists. Looks Beautiful and the people seen very friendly. ✌️”

“Absolutely amazing!”

“We stayed in one of the nooks for 2 nights. Room was clean and had a mini fridge and microwave with dishes and utensils provided. There was a grill on our patio so we cooked our own food. We also had a private hot tub on the patio…”

“Our rooms were clean and updated but lacked storage for bags, etc. If you have several items, plan to pack hangers. Several of the staff went out of there way to accommodate us including Nicole who did our cow cuddles session. She…”

“There were weather circumstances completely out of their control that caused a problem with the place we were going to stay but they bent over backwards to help us so we could get a restful and rejuvenating weekend away still! The…”

“alondra is the best! extremely helpful and sweet. Nicole is so kind and educated us about the property. This place is perfect for a family vacation! Came with two kids under age 12 and and four grandparents that are over the age o…”

“Went for my significant other and my birthday for cow cuddles ❤️ it was fun but sadly we couldn't take the animals home lol the staff were extremely helpful and attentive, which made everything even better but the best part was of…”

“My husband and I spent our one year anniversary at the Milk and Honey Ranch. We had an amazing time. The animals are super friendly, I especially loved the baby goat cuddles! Shout out to Nicole, she was amazing telling us all abo…”

“This place is absolutely fantastic. We had such a great time. Very relaxing. Cow cuddling at its best.”

“The staff was wonderful and very welcoming. We had fun seeing the cows and got to bottle feed them, that was an unexpected bonus, and just good timing I think. We got to see two newborn goats, born that day. The donkeys were adora…”

“We stayed as a family with our teenage son and daughter and it far exceeded our expectations. From the moment we arrived, the attention to detail was impressive, beautiful grounds, immaculate accommodations, beautiful animals all…”

“We had such an amazing visit to Milk and Honey Ranch! The staff were so friendly and helpful, the casita was spacious and fit our entire party comfortably. The property grounds are beautiful and the animal encounters were the high…”

“I enjoyed the stay and will go back. Very relaxing. More staffing for check in and coffee orders would be nice.”

“Wonderful glamping ranch with loads on onsite activities and amenities! Wide variety of upscale accommodations including houses, cabanas, casitas, glamping domes and more. Kids loved the lagoon, floating obstacle course and fishin…”

“I found this place online looking up anniversary ideas..I just wanted to reconnect with my wife. Its a very nice , well thought out ranch. My wife loved the cuddles with mini cows. They have quite a few activities to do Monday-sat…”

“Just plan the trip!!! It was good for the soul. The staff is incredible, amenities are TOP NOTCH, food was beyond delicious, and the animals were the best! I wish we could have stayed longer. I have a feeling we will be back very soon.”

“Immediately seeing the ranch was a breath of fresh air. The staff was amazing, so hospitable. My wife and I were celebrating our 5 year wedding anniversary and they treated us so well. Anything we needed they accommodated. The ani…”

“We had a great time. Beautiful property, fun activities, good service.”

“My wife and I really enjoyed staying at the Milk and Honey Ranch. It was a great stress reliever from the rat race in Houston. We had fun with all the animals. I will definitely recommend the Milk and Honey Ranch to friends and co…”

“We very much enjoyed our stay at Milk & Honey Ranch. We stayed in the promised land village in the church. The food was amazing and the atmosphere is peaceful. The accommodations are first class with lots of amenities. The mini Hi…”

“Beautiful property. Well kept rooms. Great experiences with the animals. Food was tasty and locally sourced. Recommend for couples and families.”

“Amazing charming location, beautiful nature views and animals. Family friendly. Homes are private and clean.”

“Megan the HR manager went above and beyond to help us with some accessibility requests (access to pool with a railing, moved some bench seating). Cottage was very comfortable (amazing shower, comfortable bed, plenty of space!) gol…”

“I am having an amazing time!! Cameryn, in the flow cafe, makes the most awesome coffee drinks and she’s so personable !!!! I will definitely be back!”

“Definitely will be going again, making it an every year trip!!!”

“We thoroughly enjoyed our 3 night stay!! The staff couldn't have been more helpful and everyone we came in contact with was so nice! The property is beautiful and so peaceful and we loved the cow cuddles as well as all the other a…”

“This place is incredible! They have a beautiful coffee shop/check-in area, an amazing pond to relax and play, gorgeous buildings and places to stay, several pools and hot tubs, AND LOTS OF ANIMALS to pet, feed and cuddle with. We…”

“Perfect escape from home! The staff were super friendly and the grounds were very well kept. Definitely a place to rest restore and reconnect with the things that matter in life! Highly recommend.”

“Beautiful place for family memories and relaxation! Food was amazing and staff was welcoming.”

“Great place to getaway from the city. Staff is great. Accommodations are great. Great gym if you like to lift while on vacation.”

“Quick amazing getaway with the family! The Villa where we stayed was phenomenal. My 3 days were filled with many activities.”

“The staff are exceptional. The food is fantastic. And you won’t find a place with such beautiful amenities and natural setting.”

“We just returned from hosting our annual Women's Retreat at Milk & Honey Ranch. It was an amazing weekend! This was our first time to be at the ranch, after hosting this event elsewhere for several years. Throughout the weekend, I…”

“Incredible stay! Choose "the roost" as the animals in your yard are so sweet and make the trip 100x better! The staff is incredible and very nice! If you do choose the roost, don't feed the tortoise onions/tomatoes/cheese. 10/10”

“The perfect place for family or couples getaway. Very friendly and helpfull staff. Animals are well cared for, food is awesome. Planning to go back next year.”

“M&HR Is so beautiful it is breathtaking We visited during our women’s retreat and the peace that you feel is unmatched worshiping at this ranch was the most beautiful experience I’ve ever had , The amenities were a bonus for our t…”

“I attended a retreat this past weekend at this ranch and was overwhelmed with the atmosphere, beauty, and HELPFULNESS of the staff! PEACE is what you feel when you arrive and then it’s hard to describe in words the willingness of…”

“Milk and Honey Ranch is a convenient drive less than an hour out of Houston. With luxury rooms, this family farm has so many things to do. I attended a ladies retreat in their event center and I can’t wait to bring my family back…”

“Wow, what do I even say about this Ranch that could possibly explain how wonderful it is? We went there with a ladies Retreat and it is absolutely amazing! The staff and owners are so incredibly friendly, go out of their way to he…”

“April brought decent temperatures. Having our own golf cart was fun. We enjoyed feeding the animals and visiting them. Towns are close if you need something. Plenty of activities and relaxing options.”

“Outstanding!!! This is a little piece of heaven! The staff and owners are the kindest, accommodating people you’ve ever met!! The entire grounds are absolutely beautiful, so much to do, an amazing family place and just some good o…”

“We stayed in the newly built Promised Land Village and really enjoyed our experience overall! The room was clean, and I loved the unique themed design—it made the stay feel extra special. They were still working out a few details…”

“We had a wonderful time. There was so many fun things to do and the service was exceptional.”

“Went for the Christmas event and we had a great time. Loved every minute of it ! Went in June to spend a weekend and we had a great time.”